Things To Do Instead Of Studying For Final Exams

Have a root canal
Eat dirt
Go to all of your classes
Clean out your bellybutton
Make crank calls
Gamble borrowed money
Sharpen your pencils (all of them)
Talk to yourself
Call 976-anything
Try on all your clothes at one time
Try on all your clothes one at a time
Memorize the phone book
Play your records backwards
Glue money to the floor and watch people try to pick it up
Go to the airport and meet people
Bite the heads off Gummi Bears and take them back to the supermarket
Start new rumors
Hold your breath till you pass out
Rub your eyes till you see stars
Fry ants with a magnfying glass
Set every clock in a building forward
Walk up to a salesperson and ask "May I help you?"
Go Christmas Caroling by yourself